I saw this from the BabylonBee this morning and thought it was satire at its finest.
babylonbee.com
How that guy still has a job is beyond me.

General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’
BEIJING—General Mark Milley was heard last night riding through the streets of Beijing, desperately warning the Chinese with the clarion call, "The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!!"

How that guy still has a job is beyond me.