I want to hire him - NOT

[SenseiSteve]

Anyone who has ever been required to interview applicants for a job should enjoy this. 😀

 

[HostMantis]

The Bullshi**er one is my favorite. 😀

 

[SenseiSteve]

The phrase I liked was, "Do you want me to eat this stapler? I'll do it, and by God, I'll like it." Now there's my type of employee. LOL 😀

 

[CGIwire]

The phrase I liked was, "Do you want me to eat this stapler? I'll do it, and by God, I'll like it." Now there's my type of employee. LOL 😀

lol, though I'd find that a bit irritating if they always tried to please me 😛
The one i most likes was the trash talker haha

 

[Surmounted.NET]

The one i most likes was the trash talker haha

"Well sir, we know who your previous employer was and yes, infact, they are a bunch of douche bags. Welcome to the team!"

😀

 

[durapid]

over dress for me.

 

[energizedit]

Hilarious the oatmeal as always.