I want to hire him - NOT

[SenseiSteve]

Anyone who has ever been required to interview applicants for a job should enjoy this.

 

[HostMantis]

The Bullshi**er one is my favorite.

 

[SenseiSteve]

The phrase I liked was, "Do you want me to eat this stapler? I'll do it, and by God, I'll like it." Now there's my type of employee. LOL

 

[CGIwire]

The phrase I liked was, "Do you want me to eat this stapler? I'll do it, and by God, I'll like it." Now there's my type of employee. LOL

lol, though I'd find that a bit irritating if they always tried to please me
The one i most likes was the trash talker haha

 

[Surmounted.NET]

The one i most likes was the trash talker haha

"Well sir, we know who your previous employer was and yes, infact, they are a bunch of douche bags. Welcome to the team!"

 

[durapid]

over dress for me.

 

[energizedit]

Hilarious the oatmeal as always.