What is one of the best One-Liners you have heard?

[WhereTolook]

As you probably have noticed, I have a sense of humor that pops up in the most expected places...
:thumbsup:
I am ALWAYS up for a laugh so I want to know...

What are your favorite One-Liner (or close to it) jokes you have heard?

The latest I heard was:

There were these two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "Whew, It's getting HOT in here..."

The other one says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

arty: ROFL!

 

[Kevin K]

Oh my god I pissed my pants when I read this one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good joke :thumbsup:

 

[WhereTolook]

update:

So this baby seal walks in to a club...


rofl

 

[Equinox]

* laughs * :rolleyes2

 

[mrzippy]

As you probably have noticed, I have a sense of humor that pops up in the most expected places...

:thankyou:

To be honest, I think your line above is the funniest I have heard in a while!

:thumbsup:

lol.

 

[El_L4mor]

bah, don't think it's that funny , most stuff of the simpsons is just hilarious ^^