We All Need New Names!

Exon

Exon

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My new name is: Doofus Gizzardbiscuits. What's yours? :D

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey.* The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleazy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice*

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is*Fluffy Chucklefanny. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.* Put more laughter in your day.*
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Sloopy Pottychunks

I don't even know how to translate that into my native language... Not that I really want to. :)
 
Dorfus Dippindunkin.......waaaaaaaay to many d's

Im going to have to take a risk here and say hi to Toots Farkledoodle.

*crawls under a table*
 
pmhoran said:
Tootsie Farkledoodle

And the first one to call me Toots gets a slap upside the head :D
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Maybe I should have clarified that. Anyone who calls me "Toots" better bring me a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates ... and be ready to whisper sweet nothings in my ear afterwards :P
 
Oh come on, I'm attractive! :)

Goober Farkledoodle is pretty good, so is dorfus Wafflelips. :)
 
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