This Halloween Season: Win a Candy!

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This Halloween season you can win a candy from HostingDiscussion.com. Well, you can't really win it, because we decided that you have to earn it.

We cannot see your costumes, but we can see what you have to say.

So, post a joke or an anecdote with a "horror" theme, and by the decision of the Halloween Joke Committee, you shall receive $2 by PayPal to get yourself any Candy that you want!

Each doomed to prize member can submit up to 3 jokes and we'll stop counting on November 1.

Let the scarefest begin. :pirate:

Always-watching-you-from-your-back truly,
Headhunter.
 
Let's get the creative juices flowing. Here's one to start off (not the best, but it'll do):

Where do ghosts go shopping?
Boooooooooo-tiques
 
How did one witch know the other?
They where broom mates in college!
 
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I have a few more, but I'm saving my true story for the last entry. ;) btw, my 6 year old deserves all the credit for the hollow weenie joke. lol
 
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male,
resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm
Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the
County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated
that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County
courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of
the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged "need".


"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented
with evident embarrassment.


In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was
an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at
this pumpkin."


Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do
you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real
surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in
the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight
already?'"
 
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and, since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked him what kind of time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening... But, you're not gonna believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to."
 
Good jokes guys :). Great idea HD Management as always :D.

I'm no good at telling jokes but I'll give it a shot...


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body!

What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
Five after one.
 
OK, no more stories, I'll be choosing tomorrow and someone is about to become a very lucky kid with candy! :pumkin:
 
I read and reviewed all the stories and jokes, and I would like to award the Halloweed candy to Blue for his adult pumpkin story.

Congratulations, Blue! Shout me your PayPal for huge prize transfer. :D
 
Woohoo. We have a winner.

Art, do me a favor and put the prize money toward the "Win Free Gas" fund.
 
That is generous, Blue, but leaving you without candy this Halloween season is too cruel!
 
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