Parking ticket.

Artashes

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the First. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, because gas prices were so high and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'McCain in 08'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health!


/ Just thought I'd share this funny story received by email. Please note that I am not that retired person. :)
 
Wheres the respect these days ... Heck I would have kept writing you more tickets, or found reason to get your vehicle towed. :)
 
Very amusing Art, I did raise my eye-brow and thought surely you can't be retired yet... your not old enough! :P
 
Very Funny, but if you think about it this election was pretty rigged. I don't think the republicans were planning to win this election.

Since the economy is doing bad they want to give it to the democrat, so after 4 years when the economy does better the republicans will take back the seat. Thats my insight on the whole election.
 
Well, you had me going too.I was thinking, "Man, this guy really has big cojones!" Now I need to pass this around. Thanks for the laugh!
 
Since the economy is doing bad they want to give it to the democrat, so after 4 years when the economy does better the republicans will take back the seat. Thats my insight on the whole election.
I think that if the economy is doing better in 4 years (which I really doubt), then Obama is going to have even better ratings.
 
I think that if the economy is doing better in 4 years (which I really doubt), then Obama is going to have even better ratings.

You know why I think Obama will do well? Aside from being intelligent, he simply cares about the direction the world is going in. He's not a yes man and (hopefully) doesn't have a hidden agenda.
 
Yeah, Obama will do a lot of good to this country. We really needed him, and bush with his last few week in office has been reaking havoc on everyone. Freeing people from jail, passing bills he wouldnt do if he was still in office for another 4 years, it just amazing what hes doing.
 
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