I made $570,000,000 today.

[Artashes]

According to nice e-mails I received from all around the world. And I only work on commission.

 

[Enrique]

Yeah, and I just won the lottery!

We are pleased to inform you of the result of
the Lottery Winners International programs held on the
28th of December 2003. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
333-134-889-623 with serial number 890-723-487 drew lucky numbers
670-234-734-908-324 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you are
therefore been approved for a lump sum of payment of US$ 500,000 (FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

 

[Artashes]

Whoever says life ain't easy is a moron, right?

 

[EvilHaider]

haha...wait till you hear what the inheritor of the King of Nairobi is willing to give me...

 

[Artashes]

haha...wait till you hear what the inheritor of the King of Nairobi is willing to give me...

His whole Kingdom in exchange for using your bank account? WOW!

 

[Cartika]

His whole Kingdom in exchange for using your bank account? WOW!

LOL - glad to hear Im not the only one getting those emails...

wait, you mean I wasnt supposed to give them access to my bank account - DOH

 

[interactive]

I clicked on this thread thinking that Artashes was going to disclose how many shares he had in that stock that jumped like 3000%. But alas he did not.

Anyways back on topic. If all my Nigerian buddies had fallowed through with their offers I could buy a controlling factor in Microsoft.

 

[Artashes]

Hahah.. Rob, a stock made a reverse split 73-to-1. Insane, I ended up with the same value: no loss, no win.

Best

 

[Cartika]

LOL - thats one hell of a reverse split !!!!

 

[Artashes]

LOL - thats one hell of a reverse split !!!!

Exactly. Imagine my face when I heard the news... :tired:

 

[interactive]

Hahah.. Rob, a stock made a reverse split 73-to-1. Insane, I ended up with the same value: no loss, no win.

Best

That sucks. You should have dumped the stock when it splurged like that, called your broker and took a vacation.

 

[Artashes]

That sucks. You should have dumped the stock when it splurged like that, called your broker and took a vacation.

No trading was allowed at that time. I tried.

 

[Division Host]

I got an email just like that but for 26 mil and i typed to the guy and he typed back lol.

 

[Keston E.]

You mind sharing the wealth Artashes.

 

[Keston E.]

"Whoever says life ain't easy is a moron, right? "

M$ said that and I don't blame em. ( When your O.S. has an security hole in and you constantly have to make patches for it how can life be easy )

 

[Danman108]

I'm so happy! A mysterious man called and told they're collectiing everybody's CC #. Then they are drawing one, and the winner gets a big screen tv!

LOL!