Barb Lange
New member
Ok, just got this sent through....had me in stiches :lol:
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy-dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. 'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate'.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: 'Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit.The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part'.
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a really rude letter of complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: 'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup treacle. Pour the tin of golden syrup treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.'
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy-dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. 'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate'.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: 'Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit.The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part'.
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a really rude letter of complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: 'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup treacle. Pour the tin of golden syrup treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.'
