Feeling low?
Feeling down?
Feeling low AND down?
Then we have the solution for YOU!
If you are the winning bidder of this auction, you will receive a one-minute phone call every day for one whole month to the phone number of your choice.
But your daily phone call will be special. It will be the most morale-boosting phone call you'll ever receive - and you will receive it every day for one whole month!
During these one-minute calls, expect to be told:
1. How great you are
2. How people envy you!
3. How you are God's gift to women (or men)
4. AND MORE!
This auction is suitable for people who are feeling down, depressed, or lonely. Or even if you are a generally happy person and just need a reminder of how wonderful you are - this auction is for you!
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS EXCELLENT CHANCE TO RAISE YOUR SELF-ESTEEM DAILY!
(Yes, this auction is for real. If you win, then our team of Go-Getters will personally raise your self-esteem with a daily phone call for one whole month.)
Please, only bid if your phone number is in the continental United States.
