A little humor to start the day

I saw that the other day and thought about posting it here but felt lazy lol Thanks for sharing it Steve! :D
 
LOL!

Here's some more humor for everyone:


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
 
I love it. Still laughing :D

Side note: I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. :D
 
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HAHAHA, that is the spirit of a true system admin worker! You were right, that certainly brighten up my Tuesday morning. :D Just keep 'em coming.
 
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